OK, somebody’s been pantsless for nine days, and they need your help.
Apparently a pair of black pants disappeared on April 5th, and their owner has plastered the neighborhood with flyers offering a reward for the trousers’ return.
The flyers read:
LOST BLACK PANTS
$100 REWARD
Lost on Haight Street between Pierce and Fillmore on Thursday April 5
CALL 352-263-6362
So, there you go. Keep an eye out.