A resident going by the moniker “Mr. Clean” is fed up with all the bags of dog poop on the neighborhood’s sidewalks, and he/she isn’t going to take it anymore.
The issue of abandoned dog droppings cropped up on our open thread yesterday, and seems to have struck a nerve with at least a few members of the community. Now, one such resident has taken matters into his or her own hands.
A flyer we spotted at the corner of Page and Pierce yesterday reads:
IF I EVER CATCH THE PERSON WHO DUMPS THEIR DOG CRAP IN BAGS IN THE SIDEWALK, HE/SHE WILL FIND IT ON HER DOOR KNOB OR KEY HOLE.
IT IS FILTHY, UNCIVILIZED AND A $300 FINE.
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LIKE TRAILER TRASH, MOVE BACK TO THE STICKS.
I WOULD LIKE TO SPANK THAT FILTHY PERSON UNTIL HE/SHE LEARNS TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOR AGAIN.
The author also tacked a few poop bags to the flyer, presumably for added emphasis.
So if you’re walking a dog anywhere near Page Street, consider yourself warned: Mr. Clean is watching, and he/she is prepared to spank you.