Here’s a follow-up to quite possibly our stupidest story ever.
Back in April of 2010, we told you about a putrid port-a-potty that was bringing all kinds of stink (OK, mostly just two kinds) to the 1000 block of Oak Street.
Until very recently, this funkbox was tucked behind a gate right around 1058 Oak, assaulting unsuspecting passersby with odors most foul.
But lo and behold, look at 1058 Oak NOW!
Yes, where once lurked a gated menace now stands a weird, hastily-constructed doorway. Our long neighborhood nightmare is over.
…Or is it?
Before you go intaking air through your nostrils willy-nilly, be warned: the smelly beast is down but not out. In fact, it’s hiding just a few steps away!
Well shucks, with that white picket fence and that pathetic trellis disguise, you might think this port-a-potty is about to bake you a huckleberry pie. But no, it’s not. It’s going to bake you a stink pie, and serve it up hot.
And thus concludes our new stupidest story ever.